199. (S09E08) “Let Death Do Us Part” ★½
REVIEW:
My rating of this episode has been up and down like a toilet seat.
I went back at the Internet Archive to look at the page containing this review between 1998 and the present. I gave up doing this after a while, because the page could be under either www.mjq.net/fiveo (earliest) or www.fiveohomepage.com (most recent), I wanted to be consistent with the review for the same month every year which was not always possible, and the Internet Archive is very slow when searching for stuff. I might pursue this investigation later.
Way back in the 90s, I gave the episode three stars (really). But more recently I only gave it one. The earliest date I found where I gave this show one star was in June of 2016; Todd's review of this episode in the Classic H50 forum connected with my site, where he mentioned my one-star review, was done in 2019 (where he gave it 1½ stars), so I must have given the show its most recent rating (until now — 2½) when I did the big revamp of episodes to celebrate the show's 50th anniversary starting around 2018. It ain't 2½ any more!
This show is very complicated, mostly because of what is not said or described. When you are finished viewing, you have to decide whether dealing with all the "fill-in-the-blanks" was really worth it. It is like the writer, Bud Freeman, who did The Two-Faced Corpse (meh), How To Steal A Masterpiece (top-level), The Hostage (pretty good), all in the 7th season, and Honor Is An Unmarked Grave, 8th season, one of my faves, wanted to do something different, but this show totally didn't work out or maybe it was overwritten and had to be dialled back. I don't think Freeman was any relation to series creator Leonard.
The show begins with Jim Spier (Jack Kelly) escaping from the Halawa Correctional Facility where he was incarcerated in connection with murdering his wife. He was a model prisoner who refused parole twice because he claimed he was innocent, saying asking for parole would be "a tacit admission of guilt" — or so it is speculated at lunch between Manicote and the Five-O team, where Manicote — who is turning the case over to Five-O — gets stuck with the check, a very funny moment.
It is not said anywhere in the show how long ago Spiers was sent to jail or even what he was charged with (first degree murder, for example). Spiers has grey hair when he escapes, though that may not be of any particular significance. The fact that he has already refused parole twice, however, is odd if he was charged with murder, because you would typically have to wait a very long time to be offered parole, not recently after you went to jail.
We learn early in the show that Spier was a "big man with the ladies" who married Helen Newhall (Arline Anderson), an "older woman" and she made a will, giving "the bulk of her estate," worth over a million dollars, to him. There is no indication how long ago Spier married Helen, or how long after that she changed her will to make him a beneficiary. The will is "still in litigation," and if Spiers' conviction based on the assumption he murdered Helen to collect the money is not overturned, then her daughter Anita (Zohra Lampert) "will wind up with most it."
After he escapes from jail, Spier makes his way to his friend Claudine Hessler (the chameleonic Linda Ryan), who works at a beauty parlor. She restores his greying locks to what was probably the actual color of the actor's hair. Claudine came to see Spier in jail "every visitor's day for the last six months," so we have to wonder how did he know her? Was she one of his "conquests"?
Soon after this, Spier breaks into the house of Karl Norton (Lyle Bettger), the retired HPD cop who was in charge of the case against him, who he blames for him ending up in jail, and finds a filing cabinet which is conveniently in the room where he enters the place. In the cabinet, similar to Richard Hatch's character in season seven's A Study in Rage, Spier quickly finds his folder. Based on information in this file, Norton wrote a book with a chapter about "the Helen Newhall murder case." When Norton and his German shepherd dog Mike are seen and heard outside, returning home, Spier beats it by jumping over the balcony and flees through the neighborhood at the bottom of the hill below.
Later, Spier goes through the contents of the folder at Claudine's house, commenting "I never heard such bull." There is a memo from an HPD Sergeant Pearson in the folder referring to "Edna Kentner," from two weeks after Helen "disappeared." Kentner was Spier's alibi for when his wife was murdered — there will be more about her shortly. Helen's body was found in a lime pit totally disintegrated, but Spier tells Claudine that he never mentioned Kentner's name until after Helen's body was discovered — which is mentioned elsewhere in the show as having been a year after her "disappearance." Another question — how did anyone know where to find this lime pit? Did someone investigate stores on Oahu which sold lime? You can bet that would be a top priority if Five-O had handled this case from the beginning. And who was concerned about Helen's "disappearance"? Spier at one point suggests that he was regarded by HPD as a Lothario type fleecing women for their money, which is why they took a lot of effort to get him convicted and put in jail (this is my interpretation of things).
Anita Newhall, Helen's daughter, is described as "one flaky lady." She is into New Age activities like communicating with the dead via an Ouija board. It looks like she has a business where she uses this gizmo to dispense advice regarding relationships and so forth. When Danno says of the spir¬i¬tua¬lis¬ti¬cal¬ly-in¬clin¬ed Anita after he gets nowhere talking to her, "I couldn't connect with her astral plane," McGarrett suggests "Maybe my kharma is more in tune." Anita is much less hostile when McGarrett visits her, though she tells him "Crime is hardly a fit topic for transcendental conversation." She relays a message from her mother via the Ouija board to McGarrett — "She trusts you to see that justice is done." He replies, "I'll try not to disappoint the lady."
That night, Spier breaks into into Anita's (now the house where he and Helen used to live?) and confronts her. Anita accuses Spier of killing her mother, but not by murdering her. Calling him a "cheap hustler," she says, "You wanna talk about all the different ways you killed her? You married her but you despised her … You were going to love her but you didn't … She trusted you. She gave everything over to you. Money, anything you wanted. She signed her life over to you. And you didn't kill her? … Shall I make you a list?" When Norton, whom she has hired to guard her place, appears at the door, Anita bonks Spier on the head and takes his gun, and then surprisingly shoots Norton dead, blaming it on Spier when Five-O shows up later.
Spier sends a letter to McGarrett with all the facts about the case as he sees it. Later, he is busted by Chin and Duke, who track down Claudine, the hairdresser, at whose house Spier is living, and Spier surrenders to the two of them. Chin managed to come up with a "wanted poster" for Claudine, perhaps after talking to people at Halawa who saw her visiting him frequently. There has been a rumour flying around up to this point (probably in my mind) that Spier made an arrangement with Helen which allowed him to have sex with other women but this is not true. When he is brought to McGarrett's office, Spier confesses "I caused that old girl a lot of pain. I thought I could be a friend and a companion to her when the physical thing didn't work out ... But I didn't kill her."
Unfortunately, Spier made a huge blunder when Helen left home to "spend two weeks at a health retreat." (How far away from their house could this be? We are talking about Oahu, where virtually anything is within a couple of hours.) Because he couldn't keep his dick in his pants, Spier picked up a woman, a "one-night stand" named Edna Kentner in a bar and brought her to the house where he lived with Helen.
Note that "Edna Kentner" was an alias. The real name of the woman — who it is suggested had come to Hawaii from San Francisco for some R&R — was Evelyn Knight (note the initial similarity to "Edna Kentner"). Kentner's name was in the HPD reports on the case, and looking for clues about her, Danno interviews a stewardess (Valli Hanley) on the ramp which leads from the Ilikai Hotel to the beach. Obviously someone who had been questioned during the initial investigation into Helen's murder, the flight attendant recalls that not only Kentner (or someone fitting her description) left Hawaii the day after Helen "disappeared," but she also recommended the woman see a dentist friend of hers (an old boyfriend) in San Francisco for some problems she was having with her teeth. It is important to remember that Spier seemingly only knew this woman as Kentner, so when he tried to use her as an alibi later on, she never existed.
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