YES, MY DEADLY KOTTER (5 Stars Out Of 6)

After moving from NYC and 7 years teaching in Hawaii, Mr. Kotter contracts an amoeba brain eating disease after eating chicken chow mein at Chin Ho's restaurant. He becomes a killing machine murdering victims with chopping slide rulers, exploding chalk, and poison pencils and tablet paper. Kono lets out a string of increasing high octave farts with the tension rising. Now setting off McG's car alarm. The sound of the constant ringing alarm places an end to Kotter's madness. He begins singing songs from Grease in opera-style and asking for John Travolta. The stand-off continues for another 4 hours until Travolta is contacted and flown into Hawaii. The situation appears to be cooled down with Travolta talking and Kotter more relaxed. Suddenly, HFO realizes they have been tricked! Wo Fat had his face altered to look like John Travolta in the movie Face/Off. They alternate throwing pieces of Kotter's exploding chalk keeping HFO at bay. Lee Mei and the Wu-Chings give chase to Kotter and Wo Fat who are running towards the helicopter containing the millions of dollars stolen. Wo Fat turns shooting a spider web from his wrists stopping the HFO team and other pursuers in the wide sticky web and escapes with Kotter.