Take a shot every time Klink says “No one escapes from Stalag 13.”

Take a shot every time Schultz says “I see nothing!”

Take a shot every time Major Hochstetter says “Who is this man? / What is this man doing here?”

Take a shot every time someone is threatened with the Eastern Front.

Take a shot every time the gang is almost caught by someone competent.

Take a shot every time Carter annoys the gang.

Take a shot every time Klink says, "Hoooogaannnnn."

Take a shot every time General Burkhalter says "Klink!"

Take a shot every time Hogan kisses a woman ... drink the whole drink if the woman converts to the Allies after Hogan’s kiss.

Take a shot every time Schultz calls someone a "jolly joker" or mentions "monkey business."

Finish your drink when LeBeau entices Schultz with food.

Take a shot every time Klink threatens someone with the cooler.

Take a shot every time Sgt Kinchloe says “Message coming in from London/Underground, sir.”

Take a shot every time the escape bell rings.

Take a shot every time Hogan mentions the Geneva Convention.

Do 2 or 3 shots any time that Klink plays the violin ... just to deal with it.

Take a shot every time a German calls another German dummkopf.

A drink every time Klink is convinced he's being promoted or outraged when someone else is promoted above him.

Take a shot every time Klink clinches his fist in front of his face.