Screwed In The Box ★★
This is an updated version of The Box, more suited to the era in which it was to be broadcast. In the original show, Danno brought a copy of a newspaper to McGarrett, who was being held hostage. This paper had huge headlines -- NEW PRISON A MUST! and PRISONERS LIST DEMANDS. In this new show, someone decided to play a practical joke such as was often seen in the old show with the names of actors and people working on the show being on lists of passengers on planes as well as important documents. In this updated episode, they should have had a nice "woke" headline, but instead it read "Inmate Charlie Swanson Hates Gays." As a result, Charlie was subsequently convicted of hate speech and sentenced to 10 additional years. He was returned to the general prison population where he was raped by all of the homosexual inmates, with Big Chicken being first in line. Charlie swears revenge against McGarrett for tricking him into giving up. The prison itself gets no new changes or upgrades and eventually falls to the ground. (Thanks to Hermano of C/H/Q)